me: ahh yes im an artist…. i specialize in drawing characters against white backgrounds with little to no body movement, the 3/4 angle is my forte. comfort zone whats that?
I left a coffee mug on my desk and those silly lovebirds stuffed themselves inside.
If I could keep this happiness in a crystal, I’d take it and keep it in my pocket. I’d use it to ward off the cold, hard days that are certain to come to me one day.
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
there he go
She is everything.
“Look Polar Vortex Chic in 6 Easy Steps”
you know what…? I do. I do want to.
Still ain’t bovvered.
So now you’re trying to act cultured by quoting Catherine Tate? Try harder. Actually, don’t. I really don’t want you to injure yourself.
Idk what this is, but you tried to imply Catherine Tate was something that cultured people watch, and I have some shocking news.
Bruh, I only know of a lot of things because of tumblr. That’s rather what it’s for. I do not magically come with the knowledge of what things exist that I will like.
why do spoiled, drunk sluts like you get working student positions when the actual hard workers get overlooked?
I’m sensing some anger and jealousy, anon
Anon, idk why you’re so hurt someone else drinks and has sex, when it’s obvious your mom did that and made you.
This is why fetal alcohol syndrome is a real problem.
why do my spoiled friends get anon hate when actual hard workers who appreciate it (ME) get overlooked?
I’m laughing so much rn
No ok when I woke up, that was the first thing I saw, and just the amount of vitriol in that ask, I was just like
IT’S NOT FAIR I WANT SOME OF THAT